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I shake the tree to see what falls out and am keen to hear from anyone with a taste for intellectual adventure and a sense of humour. My passions include: Family and friends; Free speech; Rural Britain and the natural environment; Libertarianism; Philanthropy; The arts and culture; Education
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Bonfire of the Profanities

You know when someone writes something outrageously horrid, and you start to fire off a stern riposte. Or maybe you’ve never done that – you’ve probably got a life – so you’ll just have to take my word for it. 

Where was I? Oh, yes, you’ve read something outrageously, stupidly horrid, and are typing away like fury when, suddenly, you think that what you’ve just read is too outrageously, stupidly, can’t-believe-anyone-would-think-like-that horrid, and they must be joking. You delete what you’ve just written, stand up to go make a cuppa but immediately sit back down and read it all again, just to be sure they weren’t being serious, because, well they couldn’t be, could they?

Truss(t) in democracy

Just a quickie and apologies that I’m being rather prolific at the moment, but this topic is too time-critical to leave it until the weekend.

Am I pleased Truss won?  I’m more relieved that Fishy lost, actually. He was plotting to bring down Boris and planning his own election campaign when he should’ve been doing his job as Chancellor and managing the British economy. Truss on the other hand was loyal to Boris to the end and did her job, regardless of whether she did it brilliantly, putting her ambitions for the country ahead of her ambitions to be PM, as evidenced by her lack of preparedness when the leadership race kicked off.

With rights come responsibilities

While I try not to repeat myself when I write, I am partial to a few mantras that seem so apt so often and are so irreplaceable that I trot them out with perhaps too much regularity.

Those who can, engage with the issues; those who can’t, resort to insults is one I use whenever anyone who ever had any objection to any development for any reason is dispensed with as a Nimby. It works for other topics too. Most recently I fired it off on LinkedIn and was confronted with an aggressive barrage of every criticism ever aimed at any person who ever deigned to hold non-lefty views. One moron culminated his diatribe with something like, “I don’t want you polluting my feed so I’ve blocked you. Ha!”

I wonder what his employer or clients would have to say about his lack of professionalism or even basic decency when they see how he responds to a polite (if pompous, I admit), mainstream comment. He’s done himself far more harm than he’s done me who, after a few glasses, imagines a potential lucrative new client telling him he’s a wazzock and has lost the contract. Ha!

Golliwoggs, and all that jazz

You might think it a tad premature – I haven’t even applied for probate yet – but we (me, Sis and Bro) have decided to put Mum and Dad’s bungalow on the market. Yes, Dear Reader, at the age of somewhere between 49 and 79, I am an orphan.

Some inconvenient truths

You’ve probably guessed from reading my posts that I’m opinionated. And you probably think that I can’t abide others’ opinions. That second sentence is so untrue it would feel at home in the Guardian. What irritates the hecky-thump out of me are opinions based on lies, damned lies, skewed statistics, inconsistency, hypocrisy and an uncritical adherence to Zen-like group-think.

When I come across stuff like that, I feel compelled to counter with at least an alternative 'fact', whether it completely holds water or not. As long as it’s as defensible as, or more so than, the stance I’m criticising, it’s job done. I’ve come across so much tripe in the past few days that I couldn’t possibly write a blog on each topic; instead, here are some soundbites to get you grinning from ear to ear, or foaming at the mouth:

Better a Nimby than a parasite

In our early married life, Hubby and I used to do our bit for the local Conservative Association, such as shoving leaflets through letter boxes - which was boring - and knocking on doors asking people how they were going to vote in forthcoming elections, answering any questions they might have - which I loved. Me? Enjoy chatting? Well there's a surprise!

Back then, Maggie ruled supreme nationally. I had sold my soul to her in 1979 and she owns it to this day, so we (in truth, me plus Hubby in tow) wanted to do our bit to keep her blue flag flying. The most practical way to do that was to volunteer locally. We soon grew to adore the local party members for themselves. They were down-to-earth, genuine, witty, hard-working, kind-hearted, clever, street-wise and jolly good fun. Very quickly we were rooting for the local candidates as friends rather than as ‘the party’.

Those heady days ended when Maggie was ousted, Major (of less-than-minor ability) took over, and we moved out of the area. I hadn’t shoved a leaflet through a letter box since, until this weekend when I did over 400 for an environmental cause in two Oxfordshire villages as part of the May 2022 local election campaign.

I volunteered to do this to ‘do my bit’ but, given the unpleasant drive over to the area two days running and the fact I didn’t know the villages at all, it really was all about duty and nothing about enjoyment. Or so I had anticipated.

Were the residents in their gardens, I’d ask first before making my way to their letter boxes. Mostly they just said yes go ahead, or take the leaflet from me to save me a few steps, but several actually asked what the leaflet was about. This led to quite lengthy conversations that I loved. I found the locals to be knowledgeable, insightful, sensitive, passionate about their village and the environment, and frustrated if not angry. 

That makes them Nimbys, according to the pro-development lobby. Well, better a Nimby than a parasite.

One lady told me that her family farm had been ‘taken’ for a large development. An unexpected choice of word. It had me imagining Liam Neeson exacting sweet revenge against the developers on behalf of the dispossessed. Amen to that.

When not talking, I was observing, specifically what had changed since my earlier days of leaflet-dropping. One new feature was the plethora of solar panels on roofs; another was electric charging points for vehicles. All well and good for the environment except, more often than not, the front and side gardens had been paved over to accommodate more vehicles and / or to reduce the gardening chore. Less green means less biodiversity and fewer carbon sinks. I could also see lots of aesthetic and security lights, CCTV and ‘Ring’ doorbell cameras, all requiring oodles of electricity, all countering the solar panels and charging points. 

I bet they bloody well fly on holiday as well, I grumbled to myself, having forgotten to bring a homemade flapjack to keep my blood sugar at a civilising level.

The other thing I noticed was the number of traders’ vans on driveways and roadways in what I would have said were middle-class housing estates. When we were first wed, such vans were commonplace around the smaller, ‘cheaper’ homes, but not in, forgive me, these more traditional Tory areas. I was delighted. Social mobility rules ok in Blighty, whatever the claims of the lefty doom-mongers, who can’t see the evidence for their discredited rhetoric.

The final thing of note was the lack of political party posters, banners and boards in windows, on fences and on farmland. Not one. For any party. When we were first wed, I remember noting which of my neighbours supported which party, marking their card as appropriate. The Lib Dems used to plaster the ward with their posters from day one of the election campaign. We Tories used to keep our powder dry until the weekend before polling day then put them up all at once, en masse, intending to panic the Lib Dems into last minute angst, if not mistakes. No idea if it worked or not but it felt good thinking about it!

Not to see any such support for any candidate anywhere in two villages this close to polling day signifies disengagement and disenfranchisement. And is it any wonder? One of the villages I leafleted is threatened with being swamped by a ubiquitous, large, low quality, characterless, cramped, soulless housing estate, with more farms and greenbelt being ‘taken’ to line the pockets of developers, planning consultants, property lawyers and stooges. All objectors are dismissed as Nimbys, which proves my oft-spouted mantra: Those who can, engage. Those who can’t, insult.

The other village is clinging desperately to an illusion of ‘ruralism’. Within spitting distance of a major ‘A’ road, motorway and service station, the persistent background drone of traffic is a constant, brain-burrowing reminder of a fate that awaits many rural communities – noise, concrete, urbanisation, lining the pockets (again) of the bullying few at the expense of the disenfranchised many.

When we were first wed, the percentage turnout for local elections (those not being held at the same time as general elections) was on average in the low 40s. Latterly, it’s more like the low 30s. Given population increases, the absolute loss of voter participation is even more stark.

A meaningful demographic analysis of these outline stats can’t be done in a short blog (trust me – I’ve just read a long blog on the topic), but I’m going to stick my neck out and say voter apathy is worst amongst the young, with older voters more likely (but less than in previous years) to bother to vote. In one respect this isn’t surprising – older people have always been more likely to vote, even though they will have experienced far more broken promises than the young; very few politicians intend to or are able to honour their campaign hype. 

There are some exceptions. 

I recently found a local election pamphlet from 1965, in which the ward-incumbent – my Dad – wrote, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am standing for re-election because I feel confident I can help you as individuals … At your personal request, I have dealt with many of your problems, involving housing, lighting, drainage, public facilities, pets, etc … Some of these problems I have been able to solve, some are still pending, with some I have failed. At all times, however, I have done my best … [A large majority of the other party] has led to an unhealthy domination … it is no real consolation … that [I] can therefore disclaim responsibility for the rates and rents!”

I like this approach – it sounds genuine, honest, personal, pragmatic, with a hint of humour. No spin, posturing, insults, fake news, condescension, arrogance, party line. It’s just him and I’d vote for him even if he weren’t my Dad.

In contrast, I remember the claptrap Hubby and I used to deliver about twenty years later – slick, sour and superficial – even if they were our friends. Their literature, you see, was controlled by the constituency office. 

As for 2022 election literature, most of the leaflets I’ve seen (thank you, Google), regardless of party or location, promise to limit council tax rises, help residents with the cost-of-living crisis, cut through bureaucracy, protect the environment, improve public transport, broadband, waste collection, speeding traffic, rat-running, flooding, do everything better / different, blame everything on the other parties …

With everyone promising more or less the same (unattainable) goals, there is absolutely nothing to choose between any candidate or any party. If any of these goals are possible at all, they are impossible for individual councillors to take credit for them. In reality, all policies and decision-making are stymied by the law, big business, funding constraints and the capability (or lack of) and agendas of council officers.

Which, to be honest, is exactly the same as when we were first wed ☹

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Monty Python strikes again

I’ve just read about the scandal at the Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital NHS Trust, where over 200 babies and nine mothers died and others were left with appalling injuries and mental trauma. These statistics undoubtedly understate the true picture nationwide.

I’m not the first person to comment that these mummies, bairns and their families were victims of a Modern Midwifery Mantra that ‘natural childbirth is best’ i.e. you go against Mother Nature at your peril. However, it’s more than a mantra; it’s an obsession – an obsession with an unproven theory, a fad. Worse. It’s a moral crusade to teach the world that health professionals and their cronies know best, and the rest of us are ignorant if not morally bereft. They unquestionably believe that experiencing natural childbirth in all its glories (and goriness?) is best for bonding. Mums and dads don’t know that because they haven’t been on the courses, read the books, aren’t immersed in ‘the culture’ so they won’t understand. Never fear. Midwives are here to rescue the uninitiated. Show them the light. Hand them the Holy Grail.

Reparations, Republics and Realpolitik

I used to enjoy Royal tours. They were joyous, relaxing (for observers) spectacles. A chance for the UK to shine vicariously through the smiles, deference, handshakes, hats, bouquets and frock-changes of Her Maj or any one of our numerous HRHs. Behind the scenes, investments were discussed, deals were struck, and everyone parted the best of friends, a little bit richer in ways other than money.

But this Caribbean trip is irritating the hell out of me. If it’s not Kate’s garish gowns shoe-horned around her too-skinny frame (eat some carbs, Girl, and strap on a pair of kilos), it’s her jaw-aching, wrinkle-inducing grin-à-la-Joker, or Will’s self-flagellating hand-wringing over our colonial past, serving sycophancy to the historically ignorant and ammo to the opportunistic who no longer want his Granny (or his Dad or him) as Head of State. More than anything, they want ‘reparations’.

It'll all end in tears.

The Clown Prince and the Lord

I’m sure Hollywood will make a film about this; it’s full of intrigue, red herrings, outlandish personalities and a dead dog. They can even nick my title if they want, reminiscent of the Olivier/Monroe classic The Prince and the Showgirl.

The storyline is about BoJo forcing through a Lordship for one of his Russian oligarch chums in 2020. It’s topical on many fronts – BoJo bashing, oligarch bashing, unelected-upper-house bashing. I sense I’m supposed to find BoJo guilty on all counts – cronyism, security-breaching, hypocrisy, elitism, another party-gate (he enjoyed Olly-Oligarch’s hospitality) – but as evidenced in my previous blogs, while I can admit to BoJo’s failings, I can’t help but forgive him because the lovable rogue got Brexit done.

A week is a long time

Last Sunday, I took umbrage at the Sunday Times for an opinion piece that dismissed me, most of my friends and acquaintances, and thousands of other decent, law-abiding, intelligent, compassionate, conscientious people as Nimbys, because we object to the destruction of farmland, ripping up of trees, blighting of landscapes and spewing of greenhouse gases by building homes (mostly of dubious quality) and roads and warehouses in numbers we don’t need in locations that can’t accommodate them, because the Sunday Times, politicians and planners don’t understand the economics of the housing market, how to level up, nor the symbiotic relationship between all things nature and human wellbeing.

When it comes to long sentences, eat your heart out, Samuel Johnson.

By contrast, this week I’m the newspaper's biggest fan because of an article by Matthew Syed.  

One helluva week

And it’s only Wednesday evening! 

I feel like I’ve attended a white-privilege awareness session, double-needlework with Miss Brown, the bitchiest teacher ever, and been stuck on a slow-moving train from Euston with drunken Watford fans crying incessantly about how they was robbed, which is a bit daft because, to be robbed, you should have something worthwhile to lose in the first place, and we are talking Watford here.

That aside, in between being berated, bitched-about and bawled-at, I’ve read, researched, written and re-organised so much, my brain is demanding a Bank Holiday.

A toad surrounded by snakes

A good friend of mine thinks I left out some important issues from my “In defense of Boris?” blog of a couple of weeks ago.

One of those issues is The Leakers. They’re the real piss-takers.

Now I'm backing Putin?

No. Not exactly.

But I have compared him favourably to Macron. Reason being, Macron is supposed to be an ally. A democratic soulmate. A peace-in-Europe advocate. A cultural cousin, sharing philosophical outlooks from Catholicism (not necessarily of the Roman variety) to the Enlightenment.

Putin on the other hand is, if not a true communist, certainly not a democrat. He’s not mad. He’s bad. Just look at how he treats the opposition. Novichok with your tea, anyone? Russians are mainly Orthodox Christians, and they never really ‘got’ the Enlightenment. Too busy fighting Napoleon, who was French by the way (well, Corsican, but close enough).

In defense of Boris?

No. Not exactly.

Even if BoJo didn’t technically break his own law, he broke the spirit of it, approved punishment for ordinary people who attended smaller social gatherings during lockdown, and then lied, lied and lied again, apologising only when there was nowhere else to go. Comparisons with Prince Andrew as being part of ‘the arrogant, entitled elite’ are surely not unkind. A failure of leadership and moral standing if ever there was one.

So that’s the end of this blog then.

Well, not exactly. 

A Tale of Two Darkest Hours

On Sunday evening, replete with roast pheasant, accompanied by potato and butterbean cakes à la Clarissa Dickson Wright, and a fruity pinot to wash it all down, we settled by the wood burning stove to watch Darkest Hour, the 2017 film about Winston Churchill’s first few weeks as Prime Minister in 1940.

A sentence like the one wot I just wrote used to be benign, boring even, but now it’s full of triggers for today’s wokerati. One by one:

Eating pheasant is alarming to extreme vegans (the vegans I know are reasonable and tolerant and I don’t include them in this post);

My dirty little secret

Please don’t tell anyone.

I’ve opened a Twitter account. Using a pseudonym of course. And it’s only a matter of time before I fire off something a bit too right wing or pro-Brexit or non-PC that attracts what I think is known as a ‘Twitter storm’. However, as no one knows who I am on Twitter, it doesn’t matter, does it? The attacks can’t be personal. The threats would be, in practice, empty. In fact, I might just fire off something OTT anti-Metropolitan-Urban-Elite deliberately to raise blood pressures, and then argue them into the ground.

Blighty vs Krautland, plus the ‘OxCam Arc’

Knowing that I speak German, enjoy holidaying in German-speaking countries, my best friend lives in Germany, and I have a line of Zimmermans in my family tree, a mate sent me a link to an article in The New Statesman. Yeah. The New Statesman. To me. It was always going to end in tears.

The article (From Germany, the UK appears ever more dysfunctional and absurd) was penned by one Martin Fletcher. The name rang a bell. Even before I read the article, I found his website and recognised several of his previous articles in various publications.

Fletcher thinks anyone who voted for Brexit and then for BoJo, to get it done, is a fanatical right-wing ideologue, a jingoistic xenophobe, or was too exhausted to think straight, was easily seduced by lies and vacuous gimmicks. His vocab, not my interpretation. There’s no room in his closed, liberal-elite (probably metropolitan) mindset for the possibility of an intelligent, thoughtful, conscientious, responsible Brexit supporter.

BNG - WTF?

I had one of those What The F - - k (WTF) moments recently. In the midst of reading / writing / planning stuff about the (lack of) merits of Biodiversity Net Gain (BNG) and what a con / disappointment / travesty / gamble / meaningless hogwash it is, I suddenly thought about Afghanistan and stopped typing as if the keyboard had vanished. Poof!

The fourth plinth is the last straw

It’s just been announced that a sculpture depicting colonial defiance is one of the two winners that will next occupy Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth

According to the BBC News website, Samson Kambalu's Antelope restages a Baptist preacher, John Chilembwe, and a European missionary, John Chorley. Chilembwe is wearing a hat in defiance of the then-colonial rule that denied Africans the right to wear hats in front of white people. On the plinth, Chilembwe is larger than life, Chorley is much smaller next to him, “elevating the African’s story and revealing the hidden narratives of under-represented people in the British Empire”.

I for one am sitting on my hands and looking the other way. 

Israel and Palestine – the skinny

I went to the Cambridge Footlights Review, in 1981 I think, which starred students who went by the names of Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson and Tony Slattery. Slattery performed the most wonderful sketch – all Star Wars episodes in 90 seconds. I laughed so much I felt nauseous! On a similar level of ridiculousness, I now try to summarise my take on the Israel-Palestine conflict in about 1300 words.